new screen name. if you want to be friends add it, if you don't, don't. simple.
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Chuck: I can't even hug you? What if you need a hug? A hug can turn your day around!friends only
Ned: I'm not a fan of the hug.
Chuck: Well then you haven't been hugged properly. It's like an emotional Heimlich! Someone puts their arms around you, and they give you a squeeze, and all your fear and anxiety comes shooting out of your mouth in a big, wet wad, and you can breathe again!
Ned: That's fine for someone else to do if I'm choking on something other than emotion, but...you can't touch me.
Chuck: So a kiss is out of the question?
Ned: ...I lost my train of thought.